Posted by Machinima
I disclaim all ownership of this song.
Like a Block
A Parody of:
Like a Boss.
Parts of this song has been censored to accommodate the presence of young children on this blog.
Like a Block
So, Mr. Block, thanks for buying the game!
No prob!
So you spend most of your life here, is that safe to say?
Absolutely! I'm a block!
Well, can you take us through a day in the life of a block?
Well, the first thing I do is:
Punch a tree! (Like a block)
Crafting table! (Like a block)
Wooden pickaxe! (Like a block)
Find coal! (Like a block)
Burn torches! (Like a block)
Eat porkchops! (Like a block)
Kill zombies! (Like a block)
More zombies! (Like a block)
****** creeper! (Like a block)
Dig deeper! (Like a block)
Another zombie! (Like a block)
Chase a pig! (Like a block)
**** the pig! (Like a block)
What the ****?! (Like a block)
Make some armor! (Like a block)
Puke up dirt! (Like a block)
Hunt for diamond! (Like a block)
Fail badly! (Like a block)
Cry sadly! (Like a block)
******* lava! (Like a block)
TNT! (Like a block)
In my house! (Like a block)
Oh **** man, it looks so tempting I have to do it!
Blow it up! (Like a block)
God ****** redstone! (Like a block)
**** on Notch's desk! (Like a block)
I love puppies! (Like a block)
My bed is missing! (Like a block)
What the ****?! (Like a block)
****! (Like a block)
God ******! (Like a block)
So that's an ordinary day for you then?'
Absolutely! I'm a block!
Wow, I am scared ****less right now!
'Cause I'm a block!
I have absolutely no idea why we're doing this interview. It makes absolutely no sense.
Well, I'm gonna go now. See ya!
I'm a block.
Yeah, I know!
You said it like, for million times.
Block.
Like a block!
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